January 2012
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
nicoosuxx:
I like you.
When you throw something at your friend but it...
To people who smoke at young ages
dimitradorkem:
HAVE FUN DYING EARLY.
Mom: "Food is ready!"
Goal in life:
beautifulmagicalchaos:
I am going to get a tattoo and it will say:
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”
Then before I die I am going to make sure a family member engraves
“Mischief Managed”
On my gravestone.
When you accidentally click on a link, and know...
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
totally-relatable:
Anonymous asked: From your looks, you should be a hipster blog.
alittledoseoflaughter asked: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!!! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks your beautiful inside and out you deserve it lovely<3
When I'm having a fight with my older sibling and...
I’M ALWAYS LIKE:
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2011- Will u luv me 4eva?
2012- No
*Later that day 2011 killed herself*
2012- I meant 2 say I luv u 5eva
Reblog dis if u cried
Fighting:
heyfunniest:
How white people fight:
How spanish people fight:
How BLACK people fight:
How ASIANS fight:
When You're Playing Tag
Then you see the person that’s it chasing your friend
When I get messages from... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Other people :
From you :
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
When your teachers attitude suddenly change when...
New Years Kisses
pointyourerection-inmydirection:
Expectation:
Reality:
9 from New Year's goal...
alittledoseoflaughter:
5 hours to do so…
Hmph.
Followww herrrr.
16 away from my new years goal!
sotolongtoe:
Ummm reblog this and follow me
when I reach my goal, I will randomly solo promo 3 blogs!!!
Good luck and… HAPPY NEW YEAR
Go follow him
*Le me talking to a really attractive guy
Me: I really love your name. I'm gonna name my kid after you.
Attractive guy: Awwh, that's so cute.
Me: The awkward moment when my kid and his father have the same name.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: What
December 2011
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA