February 2012
Remember When Everybody Had Flip Phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
YES!
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
Anonymous asked: least favourite tumblr famous person?
When my mom calls me downstairs:
heartclenchingmemories:
but then she says ‘Dinner is ready!’:
Anonymous asked: You don't know me, but I missed you.
Hiya! I’m back. Here’s my little announcement, this blog will no longer be just a humor blog. I was thinking of making a personal account but I honestly cannot keep up with more than one blog, so this will be my personal. Yes, it is a shame that I have a lot of followers that will most likely unfollow, but I realised Tumblr isn’t about how much followers you have, it’s...
Due to certain circumstances I'll be taking a...
The awkward moment when you're sitting in class...
thiscakeisnotalie:
thiscakeisnotalie:
RIGHT NOW.
When a friend calls someone from One Direction...
sarfaticriss:
ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up
w4ts0n:
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
theclassiestass:
what is motivation
where can i download it
comfortdeluxe:
EVERYTHING is so CLEAR!
I CAN SEE!!!!
I.
CAN.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: hahahaha you're so fucking stupid, it's spelled humour. Anon was right.
Anonymous asked: you misspelled humour you dumb fuck
When you push someone down and they fall.
You:
Then they start crying.
When you hear something about somebody and... →
I hate it when someone starts to tell you...
juliannacroker:
That's it for the night, school tomorrow.
I’ll answer the rest of the asks tomorrow.
When the bell rings at the end of class
You’re like
But then the teacher is like
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a...
chaystar:
(via Chaystar)
Brb hunting down the person that invented the...
interviewer: hello, demi, how are you today?
demi lovato: i had an eating disorder
interviewer: yes i know, but we're here to talk about your new movie. so when you were shooting, how did y-
demi: i recovered but i had an eating disorder. i'm better now. but i had an eating disorder.
interviewer: demi, we're not here to talk about your ea-
demi: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON YOUNG WOMEN DEVELOP EATING DISORDERS YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON, I HAD AN EATING DISORDER BUT NOW I'M BETTER BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU MADE ME HAVE AN EATING DISORDER. I HAD AN EATING DISORDER.
interviewer: ... de-
demi: EATING DISORDER.
demi: EAAAATINNGGGG DISSOORRRRDERRRRRRRRRRR.
