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Anonymous asked: what happened to diwa? I DON’T KNOW AND I’M SO FUCKING WORRIED AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE SHE IS.
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“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts has a special place in hell reserved for it

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one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
First final tomorrow
It’s IT, information technology, aka computer class. I have an ICDL exam on excel.
I’M SO SCAREEDDDDDD.

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